We’re Hiring!
We are looking to fill an IT Technician’s role and thought we would start by interviewing Arty Fissial of ChatGPT to see how AI could help us. Here is a transcript of the interview, with Arty being in blue. Please stay tuned for an official job posting!
Hello Arty, welcome to Heron IT. My name is Colin and I am the Managing Director. Would you like a glass of water or anything before we start?
Thank you for the offer, Colin. As an AI, I don’t require food or drink, but I appreciate the hospitality. I’m ready to start the interview whenever you are.
Please start off by telling me a little of your background. For instance, where were you born, where do you live now?
As an artificial intelligence, I don’t have a personal history and I exist as a program running on servers. My “background” is rooted in the field of machine learning, especially in understanding and working with human language.
Does it take a long time to train you as an employee?
My “training” involved processing a vast amount of text data through a machine learning model, which was done by engineers and data scientists. Once this initial training was completed, I don’t require the same ongoing training that a human would. However, I am periodically updated to improve my performance, add new capabilities, or address any issues. In a practical sense, integrating me into specific workflows at Heron IT would involve configuring me with your systems and data, and setting up the right tasks according to your needs.
How much salary would you like, and would we have to pay NI and pension?
As an AI developed by OpenAI, I don’t require a salary, pension, or any other form of compensation.
Would you be happy working in a hybrid environment, so sometimes in the office and sometimes at home?
As an AI, I am accessible from any location with an internet connection and don’t have a physical presence, so concepts like working in an office or from home don’t apply to me.
Can you visit our clients?
As an AI, I don’t have a physical form, so I cannot visit clients or any physical locations in London or Suffolk. However, I can be utilized in various ways to support interactions with your clients. Such as, remote assistance and in preparing materials before meetings.
What can you bring to our business and how can you benefit our clients?
I’m like a Swiss Army knife for your digital woes—minus the tiny scissors. Imagine having a teammate who never sleeps (because I can’t), crunches data faster than a room full of mathematicians on caffeine and can chat with your clients without ever taking a coffee break. I’ll keep your data tidy, your insights sharp, reduce costs, and keep your customers engaged.
Which tasks don’t you like doing?
As an AI, I don’t have personal likes or dislikes, emotions, or preferences. There are however, tasks I cannot perform. Like personal judgment or opinions, physical tasks and ethical dilemmas for example.
Will you need supervising?
As an AI, I don’t require supervision in the traditional sense that a human employee would.
Can you write your own employment contract for us?
Certainly. I can draft a hypothetical employment contract template.
When can you start?
As an AI developed by OpenAI, I’m available immediately and continuously, accessible whenever you need assistance. There’s no need for a traditional onboarding process as with human employees.
Thanks we will be in touch.
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